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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Husband Down

On the PA system: 'Clean up on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'


A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $20 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them', demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.


A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'

This was from an email sent to me by my friend Julz. Thanks for the laugh :)