Angus was telling me some Christmas riddles and I thought I would share them. I hope they make you smile :)
What's the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum. You can't beat it.
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit?
Crisp Kringle
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws
What is green, white and red all over?
A sunburnt elf.
What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
Which of Santa's reindeer's has bad manners?
Rude-olph
2 comments:
Good jokes! I'll be telling them on Christmas day. Might get the kids off knock-knock jokes for a bit :)
Thanks Life, Laughter and Paris. I hope the kids enjoy them :)
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