Who Put The Dog Out

I got this in an email from my friend Julz & I just had to share it with you :)


Who Put The Dog Out

A couple was going out for the evening.

They'd gotten ready, all dressed up but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives.

However as the couple walked out of the house the dog shoots back inside.

They don't want the dog shut in the house so the wife goes to the taxi while the hubby goes upstairs to chase the dos outside.

The wife not wanting it know that the house will be empty for the evening explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later the husband gets into the taxi.

"Sorry I took so long," he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching & biting me as I hauled her butt downstairs and tossed her into the back yard. She better not poop in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.