Brodie was a bit bored this morning so he started telling me all these (in his words) lame jokes. Some of them were really good.
- Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
- I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy.
- There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
- Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
- I haven't the faintest idea why I passed out.
He found them at Pun of the Day
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