Sunday, February 03, 2013

When Boredom Hits You Never Know What Will Happen

Brodie was a bit bored this morning so he started telling me all these (in his words) lame jokes.  Some of them were really good.
  • Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 
  • I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy.
  • There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
  • Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
  • I haven't the faintest idea why I passed out.
He found them at Pun of the Day
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