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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Executive Decisions

Do you ever get tired of repeating yourself? I know I do. I am sure that the boys think I am like a broken record stuck on that big old scratch saying that same word over and over again. So in order to save myself from the stress of repeating myself I have made a few executive decisions that will hopefully make my life a whole lot easier.

I have decided that
  • if I don't eat it, drink it or use and we run out of something YOU must put it on the shopping list or I WONT buy it! That includes things like coffee, sugar, cereal, special milk, ice-blocks etc.
  • if I wash the dishes and you DON'T dry them I will serve your next meal on a dirty plate. I will no longer put up with the fact that YOU want to put the dishes away AFTER they have air-dried. Tea-towels were invented for a reason and that was NOT for decorating the kitchen. Be aware that I may even put the dirty dishes in your bed. It will depend on my mood that day!
  • if YOU do not put your dirty clothes in the wash DO NOT expect me to do a load of washing 5 minutes before you have to go out and you have nothing 'good' to wear. Too bad so sad!
  • if YOU cannot be bothered to shower frequently don't come crying to me when your friends or complete strangers say you STINK. I will light some scented candles or some incense to survive OR if I am in a good mood I might hose you down outside with the stinky grey water!
I think that pretty much covers it for now. I am sure that I may come up with more things if I really thought about it. Teens - sometimes they just do my head in!!

8 comments:

PoetessWug said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! FUNNY!!! I like the way you think....You're a good executive! ^_^

Jo-anne Blossy said...

:D Thanks Poetess. I got brodie to read my post. He just smiled. I don't think he believes I may follow through with some of this. You just never know what one I may do lol

Vireya said...

I feel mean for laughing, but I've lived in the same house as a teenage boy, so I'm chuckling here!

Jo-anne Blossy said...

Vireya, don't worry about laughing. I know I did after I re-read my post :D Laughter is the BEST medicine

Nelly said...

I hear ya sista!!

Jo-anne Blossy said...

:) Thanks Nelly

Unknown said...

Amen! I have been known to wash, dry, and fold a pair of jeans with one leg inside out--the way they went into the laundry. Is it too much to ask that they turn clothes right side out and pull the sleeves and legs out like they should be??

Jo-anne Blossy said...

Beverly, I totally forgot about the washing. That's the very same thing I find annoying too. How hard is it to put clothes in the right way? It must be too hard.