Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Executive Decisions

Do you ever get tired of repeating yourself? I know I do. I am sure that the boys think I am like a broken record stuck on that big old scratch saying that same word over and over again. So in order to save myself from the stress of repeating myself I have made a few executive decisions that will hopefully make my life a whole lot easier.

I have decided that
  • if I don't eat it, drink it or use and we run out of something YOU must put it on the shopping list or I WONT buy it! That includes things like coffee, sugar, cereal, special milk, ice-blocks etc.
  • if I wash the dishes and you DON'T dry them I will serve your next meal on a dirty plate. I will no longer put up with the fact that YOU want to put the dishes away AFTER they have air-dried. Tea-towels were invented for a reason and that was NOT for decorating the kitchen. Be aware that I may even put the dirty dishes in your bed. It will depend on my mood that day!
  • if YOU do not put your dirty clothes in the wash DO NOT expect me to do a load of washing 5 minutes before you have to go out and you have nothing 'good' to wear. Too bad so sad!
  • if YOU cannot be bothered to shower frequently don't come crying to me when your friends or complete strangers say you STINK. I will light some scented candles or some incense to survive OR if I am in a good mood I might hose you down outside with the stinky grey water!
I think that pretty much covers it for now. I am sure that I may come up with more things if I really thought about it. Teens - sometimes they just do my head in!!
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