Just for fun ... here's some riddles we had a giggle over from the Christmas crackers we had.How do you make a band stand?
You take away their chairs.
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How long does it take to burn a candle down?
About a wick
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Why did the scientist install a door knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize
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Why did the reporter always carry a ruler?
He wanted to get his story straight.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So he can sneak up on the mice.
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
2 comments:
I know a couple of grandchildren who will love these!
I'm sure they will love them Beverly. Our little 3 & 4 year old visitors did :)
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