- I've learned - Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- I've learned - I don't think that I am crazy... it is just that my reality is different from yours.
- I've learned- No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes, and most of those I consider my friends.
- I've learned- You shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you are or you think they are.
- I've learned- That it is taking a long time to have the opportunity to sleep with the person I want.
- I've learned- That either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication. [this one is so TRUE just look at my family rofl]
- I've learned- The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.
- I've learned- To say "Screw them if they can't take a joke" in 10 different languages, and write it in hieroglyphics.
- I've learned - That when everything does not go right, go left.
Friday, February 12, 2010
I've learned ...
I got this in an email today & just had to share it
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Oh blossy - I received one similiar today also. It reads as follows:-
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9... I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10.... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
13.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
15.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
16... Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
17 . Procrastinate Now!
18.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
19.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes..
20.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
21.. Stupidity is not a handicap.. Park elsewhere!
22..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
23.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
24.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
25... Ham and eggs....A day's work for a chicken,a lifetime commitment for a pig.
26.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
27.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson
28.... I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
I had to share it - they are so true and your attitude one is SO TRUE (ROFLMAO) it's brilliant!
Thanks for the laugh. Just what I needed.
I was hoping you would enjoy that.
Night - Take care!
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