Sunday, November 17, 2013

Oh That Was Very Punny

Brodie had been rattling off some very funny and some not so funny one liners. Here are just some of the ones he told me:

The concert violinist believed in exercise, consequently, he was fit as a fiddle.
Shopaholics never die, they just sale away.
A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated!

I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.

He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.

He got most of them from Pun Of The Day. The things he does in the name of entertainment (~_~) I guess he could be doing worse.

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