Just For Fun - Two Brooms

I got this joke in an email from my friend, Julz. I just had to share it with you.

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well. They decided to get married.

One broom was, of course the bride broom, the other was the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom was very handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little broom!"

"Impossible!" said the groom broom . "We haven't even swept together."