SSS (Single Sock Syndrome)

This is a poem I received today in an email from the Knit4Charities group I belong to. Just had to share. Thanks Lisa for sharing it.

SSS

There's a disease out there

That I'd really hate to catch

The worst in knitting history

It has never had a match.

It fills your drawers with one sock,

Never to be worn.

Leaving you with feelings of..

Your sock and you – forlorn!

With fear of many socks,

Not a matching pair in sight.

One of this and one of that,

I tell you, it's just not right!

So here I am with many needles

clicking away in fear

of ending up with just one sock

They breed you know, my dear.

Now I always knit 2 socks at once

I'm sure you've realised,

For the dreaded Single Sock Syndrome

Has got me paralysed.

I hope that you will heed my words

and do just as I do,

And always knit 2 socks at once

So SSS does not get you!!!